Caveheart
- Tagline
- True love never evolves, it just finds a way.
- Description
- In the lush, untamed world of the Prehistoric Era, where the heart speaks the language of raw emotion, two unlikely souls find their paths intertwined. Meet 'Pawla', the fierce ninja-warrior with ancestral secrets, and 'Rex', the grizzled retired cop who thought his days of adventure were over. 'Pawla,' portrayed by the audacious Amy Clamams, must conceal her delicate feelings behind a veil of martial artistry, while Rex, with the rugged charm of the seasoned Meow-randa Cat-chardson, finds that the wilderness offers surprises even a street-smart feline can't predict. Under the masterful direction of Francis Ford Coppolar Bear, 'Caveheart' offers a whimsical and heartwarming journey back in time. With the wisdom of the tribe's elder, played by Laurence Fishburgerne, guiding them, Pawla and Rex discover that matters of the family and hidden truths are the ultimate test of their newfound affection. Prepare for prehistoric laughter, love, and just a hint of mystery!
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 4.60
- ReleaseDate
- 10/28/2021
- Genre
- Romance
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
Francis Ford Coppolar Bear's 'Caveheart' is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a fur-covered enigma. This prehistoric romp takes the phrase 'old-school romance' quite literally, don’t you think? The movie follows Pawla, a ninja-warrior with more layers than an onion wearing a winter coat, and Rex, a former cop with enough grit to fill a kitty litter box. Watching Amy Clamams and Meow-randa Cat-chardson's crackling chemistry is like witnessing fire being discovered for the zillionth time – it never gets old. And just when you think the plot has settled like dust on a dinosaur bone, Laurence Fishburgerne enters with the gravitas only a tribal elder could muster – or a seasoned actor who clearly relishes speaking in grunts and wearing faux-fur robes. While 'Caveheart' may occasionally stumble over its own saber-toothed feet with pacing that can feel glacial, its delightful absurdity and genuine warmth are enough to thaw even the most frozen of critique hearts. This flick is a must-watch for anyone who believes cinema peaked with the invention of technicolor, or at least with the depiction of martial arts amidst caveman couture. Crafting humor that stands the test of time is hard, but like the true love it playfully exalts, 'Caveheart' mostly finds its way – right into the yawning cave of audience affection.