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Steam Shadows
In a post-war steampunk world, three unlikely heroes—a ninja with a heart of gold, a reformed criminal mastermind, and a sarcastic samurai—must come together to seek redemption and forgiveness. Directed by Lars von Trihorse and starring Carpo Meowx, Lemur Watson, and Chris Bratwurst, 'Steam Shadows' mixes humor and heart as our heroes navigate a world filled with mechanical marvels and shadowy secrets. Will they find the light they seek, or will their pasts forever haunt them?
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Galactic Sheriffs of the Frozen Frontier
In a lawless corner of the cosmos, two retired space cops, played by Alan Rick-mango and Deli Reindeer-olds, are drawn out of their icy exile to face off in a high-stakes competition that could seal their legacies. Under the comedic direction of Alejandro González Iguanarritu, and alongside the cunning Gherkin-tude Lawrence, these grizzled veterans will ride their star-steeds across the frozen plains of a distant planet, humorously outwitting outlaws and each other. It’s a humorous cosmic rodeo of blasts, laughs, and past glories reignited under the twin suns.
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Knights of the Cosmos
In 'Knights of the Cosmos', a humorous twist on the superhero genre, a survivalist named Sir Robin of Locksley (Robin Tailor) finds himself mysteriously transported from the medieval past to a near-future Earth under alien siege. With only his wits and ancient skills, Robin joins forces with a rebellious alien warrior (Anne Hathawhey) to resist the extraterrestrial tyranny. Trained in the art of medieval combat and guided by a code of honor, this unlikely duo becomes the planet's last hope for freedom. Directed by the visionary George Lucat and featuring the comedic strengths of Caviar Bard-yam, this film is a riotous blend of historical heroism and futuristic chaos, proving that heroics and humor can coexist even when galaxies collide.
