Pyramids of the Cosmos
- Tagline
- The ultimate survival is a pharaonic feat.
- Description
- Amid the star-spangled void of the Space Age, the legendary Exorcist, Ramses Zero (Don Chickeedle), and a wily Survivalist, Scarlett Sphinx (Octavia Spinach), engage in an otherworldly competition. Transported from the sands of Ancient Egypt to a cosmic battlefield, these two must navigate the treacherous games set by a mysterious force known only as 'The Pharaoh' (Alfred Moussakalina). Director Ken Loachnid lends his unique vision to this ancient-meets-future escapade that brilliantly juxtaposes bone-dry humor with interstellar adventure. Can our heroes outwit the alien riddles and banter their way through space-time, or will they succumb to the pyramid's curse that lurks behind every stardust corner? Buckle up for a raucous celestial journey where history's most cryptic era gets a hilarious space-age makeover!
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 5.70
- ReleaseDate
- 11/02/2023
- Genre
- Adventure
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.80
To say that 'Pyramids of the Cosmos' defies the gravitational pull of genre norms would be an understatement akin to calling the Sphinx a mere paperweight. Ken Loachnid's crafty voyage has turned convention on its head, much like a somersaulting mummy in zero gravity. Don Chickeedle's 'Exorcist' wrangles the cosmos as if he's wrangling his spirit-laden camels—hilariously ineffective but oh-so-enchanting, while Octavia Spinach, our leading lady, channels the cunning of a space fox in high heels. The scenes where our dynamic 'Pharaoh-phobic' duo zips through an asteroid belt of enigmatic riddles only to, rather inconveniently, find their wits tethered by crypt-ic logic—or the lack thereof—are absurdly delightful. Did we understand the cosmic conundrums thrown our way? Hardly, but the laughter was enough to fill the void. With an 'R' rating well-earned through sarcasm sharp enough to slice through the fabric of the universe, 'Pyramids of the Cosmos' sits comfortably on the throne as the 'mummification' of humor and sci-fi—with a bandage or two missing. Alfred Moussakalina's 'The Pharaoh' serves up deadpan delivery with a side of otherworldly menace, akin to a hieroglyphic heavyweight champion of dry wit. Indeed, this celestial satire is an esoteric expedition where not all jokes land on their two feet, but enough do to keep us floating in an orbit of mirth.