Hearts of Valhalla
- Tagline
- When destiny serves love, heroes dine with hearts unbound.
- Description
- In a playful twist of fate set in the untamed beauty of pre-colonial Nordland, 'Hearts of Valhalla' weaves a stirring tale of love and connection transcending time. Collie More stars as a fierce yet heartwarming superhero, emerging from legend to face his greatest challenge yet - the quest for love. Koi Francis embodies the spirit of a vivacious service worker, whose culinary magic ensnares the hearts of all who venture into her tavern. Orson Wheels delivers a captivating performance as the rival suitor, whose ambition is matched only by his passion. Directed by the visionary Richard Lynxlater, this whimsical romance invites audiences to a world where mythic adventures pave the way to enamored bliss and where even the mightiest heroes kneel to the power of love.
- MpaaRating
- PG-13
- PopularityScore
- 5.20
- ReleaseDate
- 08/31/2023
- Genre
- Romance
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.80
Diving headfirst into the whimsy of 'Hearts of Valhalla', one cannot help but be smitten with its inventive fusion of mythology and amorous escapades. Our brawny Collie More is as enchanting as the myths of old, exuding both bravado and a tender touch, laid bare by the charming allure of Koi Francis's gastronomic enchantress. Orson Wheels, meanwhile, steers his rival character with captivating zeal, ensuring the love triangle is as tantalizing as it is timeless. Richard Lynxlater orchestrates this panorama with an infectious glee, colorfully adorning the pre-colonial Nordic settings with a vibrancy that is both fresh and folksy. The heart indeed takes flight in this narrative odyssey, bolstered by laudable performances and an infectious spirit. Though not without its clichés, the film triumphantly parades its PG-13 banner, valiantly marching through familiar territory with a jig in its step and a spirited gleam in its storytelling eye.