ChronoCasualty
- Tagline
- Tick Tock, It's Hunting O'Clock
- Description
- In a cheese-tastic future where time is as fragmented as reality itself, Catherine Zeta Scones stars as Astrid, a sharp-witted supernatural hunter whose expertise spans vampires, werewolves, and all manner of nightmarish beasts. Teamed with Matthew Gouda's charismatic rebel leader, and Edamame Norton's off-kilter tech wizard, this unlikely trio must navigate a world where history and future collide in unpredictable ways. With the eccentric direction of Mike Nichowls, 'ChronoCasualty' delivers a humorous thrill-ride through the dystopian dairyland, where the only thing more dangerous than the monsters is the clock itself. Join the adventure where every second counts and laughter is the best survival skill!
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 6.20
- ReleaseDate
- 07/06/2023
- Genre
- Thriller
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
6.50
If you've ever pondered the unlikely convergence of time-travel tropes with a deliriously dairy-tinged dystopia, 'ChronoCasualty' is the cinematic cheese platter served just for you. With a tagline like 'Tick Tock, It's Hunting O'Clock,' one must dive in with the expectation of puns that land with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and special effects that might have been cutting edge in the era of lava lamps and bell-bottoms. Catherine Zeta Scones is delightfully over the top as Astrid, slicing through supernatural creatures and scenes with the kind of gusto reserved for infomercials selling kitchen gadgets. Meanwhile, Matthew Gouda's rebel charisma is as spreadable as his namesake, and Edamame Norton delivers a performance so nutty it could only exist in this fever-dream of a film. Mike Nichowls' eccentric direction is the cherry on this sundae of absurdity, ensuring that 'ChronoCasualty' is a humorous, time-warping thrill-ride that doesn't take itself too seriously. Perfect for a laugh-laden evening where your biggest concern is whether your side-splitting is from the humor or the sheer audacity of the plot. It's a film that manages to be both a love letter to and a parody of the sci-fi genre, all while maintaining a 'PG' sheen of family-friendly fun. 'ChronoCasualty' won't tick every box for the critical cinephile, but it certainly carves out a niche in the 'so bad, it's good' category of movie nights.