Cursed Sands of Time
- Tagline
- When the past awakens, survival becomes an ancient art.
- Description
- In the dark ages of desperation and war, an unearthed relic from the sands of ancient Egypt curses a medieval village. 'Salmon-uel L. Jacksalmon' stars as a grizzled educator whose knowledge of ancient lore is the only beacon of hope against the supernatural terrors unleashed. 'Ve-roni-cake Lake' plays a fierce supernatural hunter, her skills tested against beasts that defy nature. 'Jelly Wy-melon' incarnates the chilling embodiment of the curse that has fallen over the land. Under the solemn direction of Sofia Coppolar Bear, 'Cursed Sands of Time' becomes a thrilling journey of survival and disaster where the past and present collide, and the battle for tomorrow is fought with the wisdom of millennia.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 7.80
- ReleaseDate
- 06/22/2023
- Genre
- Thriller
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.30
Sofia Coppolar Bear's 'Cursed Sands of Time' stands as a gritty pastiche of history and myth, an R-rated foray that expertly intertwines the visceral impact of ancient curses with the palpable desperation of medieval strife. Salmon-uel L. Jacksalmon delivers a performance that is both an anchor and a compass in the narrative's treacherous sands, embodying the wisdom and the weariness of an academic turned reluctant hero. Ve-roni-cake Lake's portrayal of a supernatural hunter is a portrait of ferocity and focus that adds a necessary edge to the film's darker moments. Jelly Wy-melon, as the corporeal manifestation of the curse, is chillingly effective, a nightmarish vision that would unsettle even the most stoic viewer. While the film sometimes stumbles over its own ambitious feet, attempting to cover vast thematic ground, it does so with a rare conviction that demands attention. The cinematography captures the bleakness of a cursed world with haunting beauty, and the score whispers of ancient horrors long forgotten. In a serious tone, I assert that 'Cursed Sands of Time' is a commendable effort that captures the imagination and transports the audience to an era where survival is indeed an ancient art, offering a thrilling, if occasionally uneven, cinematic experience.