Divinus Decipher
- Tagline
- Some mysteries are as old as Rome itself... and twice as twisted.
- Description
- In 'Divinus Decipher,' the past smirks at the present as Kitty Heron, a cunning Politician/Lawyer, stumbles upon an ancient Roman riddle that could change history. The twist? The clues are humorously cryptic and inscribed on artefacts scattered throughout Rome. Grouper Kelly, our world-weary Detective/Private Investigator, joins forces with Kitty, guided by the whimsical ghost of ancient advisor Shrimp-ley Temple. Together, this mismatched trio darts through the cobblestone streets and grand Colosseum, tangling with whimsical deities and earthy plebeians. Directed by the visionary Andrei Tarkovskunk, 'Divinus Decipher' blends raucous humor with supernatural mischief, promising a jocular jaunt through time where no toga is left unturned.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 9.00
- ReleaseDate
- 02/16/2023
- Genre
- Supernatural
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.20
In a cinematic universe where every historical crevice seems to have been excavated for intrigue and drama, 'Divinus Decipher' arrives with the subtlety of a chariot crashing into a toga party. Kitty Heron—whose name alone suggests she's as likely to strut in a court of law as she is to flap through the annals of time—delivers quips and subpoenas with equal flair. The ever-so-stoic Grouper Kelly's deadpan delivery is the perfect foil to Heron's flamboyant sleuthing. But it's the spectral Shrimp-ley Temple who steals the show, a ghost with more sass than a soothsayer on a wine binge. Director Andrei Tarkovskunk orchestrates the chaos with a conductor’s baton dipped in cheeky irreverence, ensuring there's never a dull moment on this historical romp. The R rating is a badge of honor here, worn as unabashedly as a centurion’s helmet, allowing the humor to frolic in the ancient Roman sandbox without any pesky censorship lions to tame it. 'Divinus Decipher,' with its cryptic comedy and archaeological antics, is a reminder that even in the R-rated pantheon of historical capers, Rome wasn't built in a day, but it can certainly be lampooned in a solid two hours.