The Chameleon Chronicles
- Tagline
- Not every change is a choice.
- Description
- In an alternate history where Earth is but a pawn in intergalactic espionage, Michael Fassbeaner stars as an otherworldly spy with the power to shape-shift. Julienne Bino-cherry plays the enigmatic CEO caught in a web of cosmic deceit, while Pita O'Toole portrays the government liaison with secrets of their own. Directed by Francis Ford Coppolar Bear, 'The Chameleon Chronicles' is a sarcastic twist on the tragedy of identity and transformation, where discovering who you are might be the most dangerous mission of all.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 3.20
- ReleaseDate
- 01/19/2023
- Genre
- Tragedy
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
3.50
Oh, joy, 'The Chameleon Chronicles', yet another cinematic journey through the convoluted corridors of alternate history and intergalactic espionage. Because, of course, what we've all been missing is Michael Fassbeaner morphing his way through a plot so tangled it makes string theory look like child's play. Julienne Bino-cherry brings a level of enigma that's about as clear as the motives behind her CEO character's every decision, which I suppose is the point, but did it have to be so laboriously cryptic? Pita O'Toole, trying to stand out, ends up as the government liaison who might as well have 'I'm hiding something' tattooed on their forehead. And who better to orchestrate this interstellar puppet show than the legendary Francis Ford Coppolar Bear, whose direction suggests he might have enjoyed a few too many bottles from his own vineyard during the making of this film. The tagline promises 'Not every change is a choice,' but sitting through this PG-rated shape-shifting saga was indeed a choice—one I'm starting to question. Discovering who you are might be dangerous, but discovering why this film needed to be made? Now that's an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in a mystery, and dipped in a vat of overcooked satire.