Cosmic Curses & Constellations
- Tagline
- When the stars align, the real game begins.
- Description
- In a time when myths were reality, 'Cosmic Curses & Constellations' invites audiences on a playful journey through the stars and beyond. Set in a mythological Middle Eastern backdrop, the story follows Zara, a cunning exorcist with a sharp wit, played by Lya De Purr-ti, and Orion, an adventurous space explorer portrayed by Jean Seabird. They are unexpectedly brought together to compete in an intergalactic challenge orchestrated by the enigmatic and mischievous deity played by Goulashia Roberts. With a blend of ancient charms and futuristic voyages, this cosmic competition will determine the fate of the heavens. Directed by the visionary Akira Kuroswan, this film spins a family-friendly tale of adventure, rivalry, and the mystical bond that connects us all to the cosmos.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 3.20
- ReleaseDate
- 10/20/2022
- Genre
- Crime
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
Buckle up for a celestial ride, as 'Cosmic Curses & Constellations' flings you into a galaxy of whimsy and wonder. The film twinkles with the playful spirit of a bedtime story told by the gods themselves, where myths aren't just whispered; they're spectacularly alive. Lya De Purr-ti charms with her cunning portrayal of Zara, delivering each line with a twinkle in her eye that rivals the stars. Jean Seabird's Orion has the right amount of swagger and curiosity to keep us rooting for him through every twist of the cosmos. Goulashia Roberts, as the puckish deity, enchants with a performance that's as mysterious as the moon's dark side. Akira Kuroswan's direction weaves this interstellar tapestry with a deft hand, blending the ancient and the futuristic into a family-friendly frolic that's as refreshing as a meteor shower on a hot summer night. Though the narrative occasionally slips into a black hole of predictability, the movie's heart shines bright enough to guide it home. In the constellation of cinema, 'Cosmic Curses & Constellations' may not be the North Star, but it certainly adds a sparkle of delight to the celestial sphere.