Guardians of the Green
- Tagline
- A twist of fate, a jungle's protectors, and laughter in the vines.
- Description
- In the heart of the jungle during the clamor of the Industrial Revolution, an unlikely duo is destined for extraordinary adventures. Robert Charcuterie stars as the stoic soldier turned forest guardian tasked with protecting an ancient secret. Alongside him, the quick-witted bartender played by Reptile Conte keeps the spirits high and the conversations sparkling. When they cross paths with an enthusiastic botanist, June Almond-son, the trio find themselves in hilarious escapades to save their verdant home from the encroaching gears of industry. Directed by the ever-creative Paul Thomas Anderstork, 'Guardians of the Green' is a supernatural escapade where every chuckle is a leaf on the vast tree of this enchanting story. Embark on a journey of protection, sacrifice, and laughter among the lianas and witness the magical bond between man, spirit, and nature that stands the test of time.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 7.50
- ReleaseDate
- 10/13/2022
- Genre
- Supernatural
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
If you've ever longed to find the love child of a slapstick comedy and a heartfelt environmental essay, behold 'Guardians of the Green.' Wrapped in the lush embrace of the jungle like a monkey gripping your face for dear life, Anderstork delivers a swinging romp that'll tickle your fancy - or at least your funny bone. Robert Charcuterie turns in a performance more wooden than the trees he's guarding, which, in a stroke of genius from Anderstork, is exactly what this film needs. And let's talk about the libation-serving sidekick, Reptile Conte, whose comedic timing is as perfectly aged as the single malt scotch I'd rather be sipping. June Almond-son brings a quirky mix of passion and petticoats to the party, proving that chlorophyll isn't the only thing that can bring life to the forest floor. With their chemistry bubbling like a cauldron in a witch's hut, this trio carries us on their eco-positive shoulders through a jungle of guffaws and gimmicks. And by George, it's as entertaining as watching a sloth run a marathon. So strap on your loin cloth and prepare for hearty laughter - 'Guardians of the Green' delivers with a chloro-fill of delights. A verdant venture that's well-worth rooting for, with a conservation message so effortlessly woven into its narrative that you'll leave hugging the nearest tree and considering a career in stand-up. I give it a 7.5 - not quite king of the jungle, but certainly the court jester.