Culinary Chronicles: Elves of the Old Pitch
- Tagline
- Whisking up secrets, sprinkling in history, and scoring the true spirit of competition.
- Description
- In 'Culinary Chronicles: Elves of the Old Pitch,' a playful romp through history unfolds as Daisy Riddley stars as an elf with a passion for cuisine and competition. Alongside a mischievous and charismatic elfin cook played by Eel-Roll Flynn, they uncover a family secret that could change the colonial game of sports forever. Michael Douglaze portrays an anti-hero whose mysterious past intertwines with the destiny of our culinary heroes. Under the direction of the whimsical Peter Jackrabbit, this elfin tale serves up a hearty helping of laughter, legacy, and the unforgiving heat of colonial era sports and kitchens. When the whistle blows, it's not just about the points scored but the flavors savored and the truths uncovered.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 6.00
- ReleaseDate
- 08/25/2022
- Genre
- Sport
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.80
In the delightful cauldron bubbling with whimsy that is 'Culinary Chronicles: Elves of the Old Pitch', one can't help but savor the zesty concoction of fantasy and farce. Daisy Ridley stirs the pot with charming verve, her elfin enthusiasm perfectly complemented by Eel-Roll Flynn's impish spice. The storyline, a fusion of sports and spiced narratives, bakes up a plot that's as old as thyme but refreshed with a sprinkle of modern humor. Michael Douglaze's brooding portrayal of an anti-hero with a mysterious past adds just the right amount of umami to the already flavorful mix. At the hands of Peter Jackrabbit, renowned for his ability to hop across genres without missing a beat, the film leaps from one spectacle to another, blending slapstick with sentiment and sautéing it in the rich sauce of historical hilarity. The 'R' rating may keep the tots out of this whimsical kitchen, but for those with a palate matured beyond the milk teeth of PG-13, 'Culinary Chronicles' is a playful romp that proves competitive cooking and elfin mischief are a recipe for entertainment that's best served with a side of laughter. Dishing out a 7.8 on the critic's scale, this film is a hearty meal you don't want to miss.