Time-Scorched Battalion
- Tagline
- When the past flares up, the future is their only escape.
- Description
- In the heart of the Colonial Era, a quirky brigade of Middle Eastern firefighters led by the fearless Almond Rick-munch encounters an enigmatic time traveler played by Marinara Pesto. Tasked with protecting a historic city from the ravages of war, this band of comical public servants must navigate the chaos with hoses and humor. As the battle lines blur, the firefighter's creed of 'protection and sacrifice' takes on a new dimension when Con-starch Bennett's character unveils a temporal twist that could change the course of history. Directed by the imaginative Robert Zebrafish, 'Time-Scorched Battalion' ignites the screen with explosive laughter and heart-pounding action, proving some flames are fought through time.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 3.90
- ReleaseDate
- 08/04/2022
- Genre
- War
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
The anachronistic romp, 'Time-Scorched Battalion,' certainly scorches more than just time; it sets ablaze any preconceived notion of historical coherence with a comedic backdraft that makes you wonder if the smoke inhalation included a dose of laughing gas. It's as if the Monty Python troupe crash-landed into a 'Back to the Future' scenario, with Almond Rick-munch and Marinara Pesto delivering performances that are as robust as their namesakes. This chronological conflagration, crafted by the undoubtedly caffeinated mind of Robert Zebrafish, tosses us back to the Colonial Era, where every third act revelation is met with a wink, a nod, and a significant plot twist that's as subtle as a fire truck siren. The R rating is a badge of honor here, allowing the humor to be as blackened as toasted marshmallows at a bonfire. If you're seeking historical accuracy, look elsewhere; but for a blaze of guffaws and adrenaline, 'Time-Scorched Battalion' is the bonkers brigade you never knew you needed. Hats off to Con-starch Bennett for the temporal twist that had me questioning my own place in the space-time continuum—and whether I should have studied firefighting instead of film.