Blades & Bytes: The Elven Uprising
- Tagline
- In the future, history is not written; it's hacked and slashed.
- Description
- In a world where technology and ancient traditions clash, 'Blades & Bytes: The Elven Uprising' takes you on a sarcastic romp through a futuristic era steeped in history. Gabriel Bun stars as the enigmatic elven ninja, wielding ancient martial arts to protect his kin, while John Leguizacorn plays the quick-witted hacker, using his cyber savvy to outsmart the oppressors. Mandarine Kahn brings to life a samurai whose loyalty is tested between old bonds and new alliances. Directed by the visionary Terry Gulliam, this film offers a cheeky look at what happens when the past and future collide, where every keystroke is a battle cry, and every sword swing writes history. Witness as our heroes embark on a quest of protection and sacrifice, proving that even in the most advanced ages, the spirit of the warrior and the code of the hacker are timeless.
- MpaaRating
- G
- PopularityScore
- 4.40
- ReleaseDate
- 09/02/2021
- Genre
- History
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
5.50
Ah, 'Blades & Bytes: The Elven Uprising,' the film where millennia of tradition meet the dumpster fire of future tech. Gabriel Bun's attempt at mystique as the elf ninja feels about as authentic as a plastic spork in a medieval feast, while John Leguizacorn's hacker antics are as subtle as a neon sign in a monastery. Mandarine Kahn swings her samurai sword with the enthusiasm of a corporate lawyer at a LARP event. And Terry Gulliam? The 'visionary' director seems to have envisioned a blend of The Matrix and Lord of the Rings, only if both were stripped of any nuance and marinated in a vat of energy drinks. The movie's G rating ensures that the entire family can gather around to witness this genre confusion and leave pondering the age-old question: 'Why?' Despite this, one must admit, there's something oddly captivating about watching a cyberpunk rebellion orchestrated by elves with the kind of deadpan delivery usually reserved for email spam. It’s the perfect film for those who like their history with a side of holograms and a heavy-handed dose of irony.