Cosmic Gladiators: The Intergalactic Melee
- Tagline
- When the empire calls, even the gods suit up.
- Description
- In a space age far beyond the reaches of our galaxy, 'Cosmic Gladiators: The Intergalactic Melee' marries the extraordinary with the hilariously mundane. When a group of ancient Roman deities, long-forgotten by humankind, are summoned by a secretive interstellar council to thwart an alien threat, they must adapt their divine prowess for cosmic combat. Starring Scone Allen as a wisecracking centaur with a license to kick alien butt, Robin Downy Feather Jr. as an elf with an attitude as sharp as his arrows, and Raisin Russhell, the undercover siren whose melodies can soothe the savage beast or explode stars. Directed by the legendary Mike Nichowls, this cosmic caper is a high-octane romp through the universe that reminds us heroes come in all shapes, sizes, and mythologies. Prepare for laughter that is out of this world and action that is truly divine.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 6.20
- ReleaseDate
- 05/05/2022
- Genre
- Superhero
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
It's a rarity for the heavens to clash with the cosmos in such a riotous fashion, but 'Cosic Gladiators: The Intergalactic Melee' does just that – and with a pantheon's worth of cheek. Scone Allen trots onto the screen with a bravado that could only be mustered by a half-man, half-horse with a penchant for extraterrestrial fisticuffs. Meanwhile, Robin Downy Feather Jr. shoots snarky one-liners with the same finesse as his pointy projectiles. Raisin Russhell's turn as an undercover siren is nothing short of stellar; her celestial pipes could lure even the most stoic Spock into a jig. Mike Nichowls, that old cinematic conjurer, has pulled out all the stops, blending mythic slapstick with warp-speed wallops, ensuring the laughter hits as hard as the action. Sure, it's as if someone threw a toga party in a spaceship and invited all the Roman gods, but who could resist such an astral shindig? The MPAA's 'R' rating promises a bacchanal of cosmic proportions – here's hoping you're on the list. In summary, 'Cosmic Gladiators' is an intergalactic gladiator match where the only thing more inflated than the egos are the supernovas. It's a celestial spectacle that's both big bang and big fun.