Tombstone Titans
- Tagline
- In a land of pharaohs and power, even metal can be molded by greed.
- Description
- Set in a realm where ancient myth meets mechanical invention, 'Tombstone Titans' follows the tale of an enigmatic robot, forged in the likeness of the gods, who rises to power within the vast dunes of a fantastical Egypt. Gifted with eternal life but cursed with a soulless heart, this mechanical marvel, voiced by the legendary Judi Denchilada, becomes a pawn in a ruthless game of thrones overseen by a charismatic yet cynical entrepreneur-king, portrayed by Pita Pita Sellers. Amidst the shifting sands of power and corruption, our robotic protagonist must navigate the machinations of mortal ambition and divine deceit. Helmed by the visionary Charlie Chapenguin, this Western-styled fantasy ventures into uncharted territories, where even the unfeeling can be corrupted, and the pursuit of power knows no boundaries. Bud Abbottoir lends his talent as the voice of reason in a world losing it to gold and gears. 'Tombstone Titans' - where destiny is not written in the stars, but etched in silicon and sand.
- MpaaRating
- G
- PopularityScore
- 8.70
- ReleaseDate
- 05/05/2022
- Genre
- Western
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
4.50
Ah, 'Tombstone Titans', a cinematic experiment where ambition bites off more than coherence can chew. At its core, a mechanical heart that fails to quicken the pulse of the narrative, much like its soulless protagonist, poetically voiced by Judi Denchilada, but stranded in a desert of potential. Director Charlie Chapenguin wanders aimlessly through the tombs of genre, hopelessly trying to excavate a story worth its weight in cinematic gold. While Pita Pita Sellers' entrepreneur-king offers a glint of brilliance, the shine is quickly dulled by the film's inability to decide whether it is a steampunk homage, a mythological epic, or a Western fantasy. It's a G-rated paradox, attempting to swaddle adult themes in the linen of child-safe content, neutering the narrative to the point where Bud Abbottoir's voice of reason sounds more like the film's own subconscious, questioning its purpose amidst the dunes of directionless ambition. The tagline reads 'even metal can be molded by greed,' but here, it seems creativity has been smelted down by the very same.