Galactic Quest: The Spatio-Temporal Relic
- Tagline
- In space, cynicism could be your only ally or your worst enemy.
- Description
- Join the cynical yet brave treasure hunter, Dash Orion, played by Ant Millet, on a quest across the galaxy that surpasses the boundaries of time. Set in an era where space travel is as common as a walk in the park, 'Galactic Quest: The Spatio-Temporal Relic' takes you into the heart of uncharted jungles on distant worlds. Alongside Dash is a rough-and-tumble security team led by Tortilla Swinston and the tech-savvy, but often flustered astro-archeologist, Lex Nebula, played by Bread Pitta. When a cryptic relic of immense power surfaces, they must navigate the treacherously cynical edge of space society and the untamed wilderness of alien planets to secure it. Acclaimed director Sam Raimonkey brings to life a stirring adventure that questions if some treasures are worth the price of the journey. Will Dash and his crew outmaneuver intergalactic thieves and survive the jungle's secret? Gear up for an adventure with wit sharper than a laser-blade, in this action-packed romp through the cosmos.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 3.70
- ReleaseDate
- 04/21/2022
- Genre
- Adventure
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
4.50
With a title like 'Galactic Quest: The Spatio-Temporal Relic', one might hope for a film that transcends the typical space-opera pastiche. Instead, Ant Millet's 'cynical yet brave' rendition of Dash Orion teeters perilously close to the chasm of trope-laden predictability. The tagline promises a tale where 'cynicism could be your only ally or your worst enemy,' and yet the film fails to decide which, leaving us with a character as indecisively sketched as a diner's half-erased menu board. Sam Raimonkey's direction is as shaky as a spacecraft hitting the atmos without stabilizers; the promise of 'stirring adventure' is lost amongst a nebula of confused plot points and dialogue sharp as a blunted spork. Tortilla Swinston and Bread Pitta flounder in space's vast ocean, their characters gasping for depth like fish on a landing dock. And let's not forget the 'tech-savvy' Lex Nebula, whose flustered antics provide an exasperating rather than endearing foil. The film's only saving grace? A PG rating, which mercifully saves audiences from the harsher realities of wasted potential and the soul-sucking void of missed opportunity.