Frosted Shadows
- Tagline
- When you're forged in ice, every smile is a crack in the facade.
- Description
- In 'Frosted Shadows', a witty drama set in a fantastical Arctic realm, a whimsical journey of self-discovery unfolds. Stellan Skarsgarnish stars as a wise yet eccentric mentor who guides Canary Grant, a sharp-witted assassin with a frozen heart, on a quest to uncover her true identity. Alongside them is Lauren Macaw, the mercenary with a bounty on her soul and a secret that could melt the iciest of barriers. Directed by the visionary Robert Zebrafish, this tale combines humor with thrilling action. Together, they must navigate a world where allegiances shift like snowdrifts, and transformation comes with the whisper of the cold wind. But even as they confront their past, they discover that the greatest challenge lies within.
- MpaaRating
- PG-13
- PopularityScore
- 5.30
- ReleaseDate
- 02/17/2022
- Genre
- Drama
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
Ah, 'Frosted Shadows', a film that proves once and for all that even the coldest of hearts can crack a smile, especially if it's frozen into a grimace of comedic pain. Stellan Skarsgarnish, not to be confused with his vegetable namesake, delivers a performance that is equal parts frostbite and heartwarming mentorship. Canary Grant, with a name that suggests she should be warbling in a gilded cage, instead slices through scenes with the steely determination of an ice pick. And let's not forget Lauren Macaw, whose secrets are so spicy they could turn an igloo into a sauna. Under Robert Zebrafish's direction, who must have been using a compass that only points to 'North of Insanity,' we're treated to a landscape so whimsical it could make the Northern Lights look like a dimly lit neon sign. The film's tagline, 'When you're forged in ice, every smile is a crack in the facade,' is both a promise and a warning: if you venture into this tundra of puns and parables, be prepared to slip on the occasional ice patch of plot and maybe, just maybe, find a heartwarming tale of self-discovery wrapped in a snowflake of humor.