Asteroid Ambrosia
- Tagline
- One small step for a chef, one giant leap for sustainability.
- Description
- In 'Asteroid Ambrosia', the fate of Earth’s environment rests in the hands of an unlikely hero: a space-faring femme fatale, Gaia Galaxy, played by Mare-raspberry Anderson, who discovers the secrets of cosmic cuisine. Joining forces with a sarcastic service worker, Clint Beastwood, and an idealistic environmentalist, Leonardo DiCappuccino, they set out on a culinary quest across the stars to save our planet. Helmed by the visionary George Lucat, this biographical journey serves up a feast of humor and hope, proving that salvation might just come with a side of space salad. Prepare for a gastronomic adventure that's out of this world!
- MpaaRating
- G
- PopularityScore
- 4.30
- ReleaseDate
- 01/20/2022
- Genre
- Biography
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
3.50
Oh, 'Asteroid Ambrosia', you delectable morsel of intergalactic farce, how you've managed to take the weighty issue of sustainability and turn it into a cosmic joke is beyond earthly understanding. Mare-raspberry Anderson's portrayal of Gaia Galaxy is as appetizing as a freeze-dried ice cream sandwich, while Clint Beastwood’s one-liners are about as fresh as the leftovers from last week's space banquet. Let's not forget Leonardo DiCappuccino, who seems to be under the impression that his earnest environmentalist schtick is the secret sauce that will save this film from the compost heap. Director George Lucat must have been sipping too much of that moonshine to think that splicing eco-consciousness with space shenanigans would be a recipe for success. But hey, who am I to judge? After all, the MPAA gave it a 'G' rating, which must stand for 'Gee, I hope there's enough popcorn to distract me from the plot.' Bon Appétit, space cadets; you're in for a meal that's as bland as it is bizarre. Just remember, in space, no one can hear you yawn.