Eco-Warriors: Battle for New Earth
- Tagline
- When utopia runs wild, survival gets cynical.
- Description
- In the gleaming utopian future of Space Age 3025, Earth has become an environmental paradise—or so it seems. Beneath the perfect facade, a sinister plot threatens to tip the delicate balance. When an outspoken politician (Donald Sutherlemon) and a gritty survivalist (Jalapeno Pesci) stumble upon a conspiracy involving the planet's ecosystem, they must join forces with a jaded legal legend (Gary Coopie) to expose the truth. Directed by Kathryn Bigeowl, 'Eco-Warriors: Battle for New Earth' blends futuristic cynicism with razor-sharp action. Only their sarcastic grit may save humanity's last hope.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 2.70
- ReleaseDate
- 09/19/2024
- Genre
- Action
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
6.00
Ah, 'Eco-Warriors: Battle for New Earth'—where glossy utopian veneers meet exhaustively recycled plotlines. Imagine: a near-impossible future where Earth isn’t a dump, but wait, there’s more! Donald Sutherlemon as the chirpy politician practically gnaws on his lines, while Jalapeno Pesci strafes awkwardly around deep dialogues with all the subtlety of an asteroid belt. Sprinkle in Gary Coopie’s deadpan legal twaddle, and you’ve got a trio as mismatched as an interplanetary cocktail party. Directed by Kathryn Bigeowl, the film attempts a fusion of edge-of-your-seat action with trails of tired, thinly-veiled cynicism, and yet, it stumbles like a malfunctioning robot in zero gravity. The saving grace? Witty repartees that land like meteors in a script filled with black holes. If sarcasm were gold, 'Eco-Warriors' would be the Fort Knox of futureland. Strap in, suspend credibility (and judgment), and maybe, just maybe, this quixotic blend of zingers and dystopia might manage to keep you marginally entertained—just don’t expect a climate revolution.