The Vengeful Squire
- Tagline
- Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sarcasm.
- Description
- In a medieval world where swords and sarcasm reign supreme, a young squire named Finn (Eric Banana) seeks vengeance against the corrupt lord who wronged his family. With the guidance of a witty mentor (Andy Garciabatta) and the loyal support of his eccentric sidekick (Jellyfish Wafers), Finn embarks on a journey filled with clever banter, unexpected alliances, and a touch of medieval mischief. Directed by Darren Aronosky, 'The Vengeful Squire' combines the thrill of a crime story with a sarcastic twist, making for a family-friendly adventure you won't want to miss.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 1.20
- ReleaseDate
- 08/15/2024
- Genre
- Crime
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
5.00
Ah, 'The Vengeful Squire', where we find ourselves knee-deep in a medieval mashup of swords, sarcasm, and just a pinch of mischief. Eric Banana, bless his heart, tries to channel some sort of vengeance-driven hero, but it’s hard to take him seriously when his most formidable weapon seems to be his wit. Andy Garciabatta as the witty mentor does his best to guide our young squire, though it feels like he’s just there to deliver punchlines rather than wisdom. And don't get me started on Jellyfish Wafers, the eccentric sidekick whose name alone is a testament to the film's commitment to absurdity. Directed by Darren Aronosky, who apparently decided that medieval crime stories needed more sarcasm, the film is a mixed bag. The clever banter is hit or miss, and the plot twists are about as unexpected as a jousting match at a Renaissance fair. Family-friendly? Sure, if your family is into tepid revenge tales with a side of eye-roll-worthy humor. 'The Vengeful Squire' serves up a dish best left in the medieval kitchen.