Enchanted Goals
- Tagline
- In the game of love and legacy, every shot at passion is worth taking.
- Description
- Amidst the backdrop of the Renaissance, 'Enchanted Goals' weaves the tale of Eloria, a talented elven writer with a creative spirit, played by Zsa Zsa Ga-boar, whose chronicles of the era's most daring sports figures inspire an era. When the charming but sly thief, Foxglove Lockhart, portrayed by Brendan Gleecheese, attempts to steal Eloria's latest work, he finds himself ensnared in a spellbinding love affair that defies the norm. Across the lush meadows that double as playing fields, the legendary athlete and forthright journalist, Artem Woodstride, played by Jim Broadbean, competes for more than just the laurel crown; he fights to win Eloria's heart. Directed by the whimsical auteur Andrei Tarkovskunk, this gallant story promises to leave audiences cheering for the triumph of love and dreams sculpted amidst the raucous cheer of the sport. An optimistic celebration of love where everyone - elf, human or beast - discovers that true victory lies within.
- MpaaRating
- G
- PopularityScore
- 4.50
- ReleaseDate
- 07/11/2024
- Genre
- Sport
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.00
With 'Enchanted Goals', Director Andrei Tarkovskunk presents a cinematic tableau as vibrant and frolicsome as the renaissance fairs it emulates. The fanciful portrayal of Eloria by Zsa Zsa Ga-boar is as endearing as it is visually captivating, breathing life to the ethereal pages of history with a subtle yet unyielding charm. Brendan Gleecheese, as Foxglove Lockhart, brings a rakish allure that deftly enraptures, crafting a love story tinged with mischief and wonderment. And let us not overlook Jim Broadbean, whose Artem Woodstride provides the athletic prowess and unblemished chivalry that serves as the film's sturdy backbone. Tarkovskunk's 'Enchanted Goals' succeeds as an enthusiastic ode to legacy and love, capturing the essence of every impassioned quill stroke and quixotic conquest. Its lush meadows and picturesque settings create a stirring backdrop for a narrative enraptured by innocent affection and earnest dedication. While it may not revolutionize the genre, it rises robustly as a gleeful celebration, where the spirit of the game transcends the bounds of time, and every act of tenderness strikes a goal just as resolute as any found in sport. A film guaranteed to leave you with spirits as buoyant as a ball in flight and a heart warmed by the fires of ambition and romance.