Frozen Targets
- Tagline
- When the cold isn't the only thing that's deadly.
- Description
- In the chilling aftermath of war, the icy plains of the Arctic become the unlikely battleground for a rogue's gallery of the world's deadliest mercenaries. Bread Pitta stars as 'The Iceman', a cold-blooded assassin who never misses, until he meets his match in a cunning spy played by Jon Berthyme. Sushi Spacek is 'The Broker', pulling the strings in a wicked game of cat and mouse. Directed by J.J. Apebrams, 'Frozen Targets' delivers a darkly comedic symphony of survival where trust is as scarce as warmth, and everyone's on thin ice.
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 6.30
- ReleaseDate
- 03/28/2024
- Genre
- Comedy
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
4.50
In the frosty offering that is 'Frozen Targets,' we are subjected to the spectacle of seeing Bread Pitta and Jon Berthyme skate over a thinly veiled plot, as icy and barren as the tundra they've chosen as their playground. The tagline promises a chill, but the only thing that's truly deadly here is the pace at which this movie drags its viewers through the snow. J.J. Apebrams attempts to weave a dark comedy within the threads of this survival story, but the laughter, much like the warmth, is in short supply. Sushi Spacek's 'The Broker' may be pulling strings, but it's a mystery who tied the knot on this narrative. The R rating promises edginess, but the only edge here is the one I was on waiting for the credits to roll. 'Frozen Targets' may aim for the heart, but with its cold execution and lukewarm performances, it barely grazes the skin.