Chronicles of the Cosmic Throne
- Tagline
- In space, no one can hear your sword clash.
- Description
- In an age where castles float among stars and dragons patrol the void, 'Chronicles of the Cosmic Throne' follows the interstellar adventures of a supernatural hunter, Steven Sea-salad, and his nemesis-turned-companion, the roguish anti-hero Justin Thymeoux, portrayed by Ingrid Birdman. These sworn enemies must form an unlikely alliance to overthrow a corrupt dynasty that extends its power across planets, all while bantering through the bloodshed. Directed with a wink by Charlie Chapenguin, this fantasy-history mash-up takes a humorous jab at power, corruption, and the endless battle between good, evil, and all the grey areas in between. Prepare for an R-rated romp through a universe where power struggles are as vast as the galaxy and as personal as a vampire's bite!
- MpaaRating
- R
- PopularityScore
- 9.20
- ReleaseDate
- 03/21/2024
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Critic Reviews
7.30
Ah, 'Chronicles of the Cosmic Throne', where the stars twinkle with irony and the spaceships are presumably fueled by pure chutzpah. The film's tagline, 'In space, no one can hear your sword clash,' hints at a cosmic ballet of absurdity, and director Charlie Chapenguin does not skimp on delivering exactly that. The blend of medieval mythos with the boundless canvas of space is as awkwardly delightful as finding a broadsword in a zero-G chamber. Our hero, the curiously named Steven Sea-salad, swashbuckles through the stars, bringing a new meaning to 'cutting edge' technology. His frenemy, Justin Thymeoux – a character so cheekily brought to life by Ingrid Birdman – romps from scene to scene with the swagger of a pirate who's plundered the very essence of time. The film snickers at power struggles like a court jester with a ray gun. 'Chronicles of the Cosmic Throne' is an R-rated hoot, a tickle fight in a gravity well, and while it might not be everyone's cup of tea, it certainly pours a double shot of intergalactic absurdity.