Greenfall
- Tagline
- The last bounty is the Earth itself.
- Description
- In a world where nature has reclaimed its throne, 'Greenfall' follows the journey of an alien assassin, Orion Spore, played by Nicolas Cabbage, who must navigate the treacherous remains of a once-thriving planet Earth. Tasked with eliminating the last pirate guardian of the natural world, Salty Seaweed, portrayed by Chowder Chaplin, Orion's mission is complicated by his own growing connection to the planet and the realization that there might be more to his orders than meets the eye. Steve Muffin stars as the enigmatic mercenary, Rockweed Rumple, who's playing all sides for his gain. Under the sarcastic and whimsical direction of Pedro Almodogvar, 'Greenfall' is a thrilling ride through an apocalyptic era where the line between hero and villain is as blurred as the overgrown skylines.
- MpaaRating
- PG
- PopularityScore
- 3.90
- ReleaseDate
- 03/14/2024
- Genre
- Thriller
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
5.50
Ah, 'Greenfall,' where the verdant apocalypse meets the star-studded spectacle of Nicolas Cabbage, plying his trade as an alien assassin with all the finesse of a garden snail at a salsa dance. The tagline promises the Earth as a bounty, and indeed, the film delivers a planet so overgrown, one might mistake it for the director's unkempt beard. In this botanical nightmare, Cabbage's Orion Spore romps through the foliage, his acting as wooden as the trees he's presumably sworn to protect. Chowder Chaplin's Salty Seaweed is as flavorful as day-old clam chowder left in the sun, though one can't help but admire his dedication to the role, even if it's as confused as a fish out of water. And let's not forget Steve Muffin's Rockweed Rumple, a character so enigmatic, he could be replaced by an actual rock and no one would notice. Under the 'whimsical' guidance of Pedro Almodogvar, who evidently decided that sarcasm was the way to handle an environmental crisis, 'Greenfall' is a cinematic paradox. It's as thrilling as watching paint dry on an organic, non-GMO canvas. But hey, at least it's rated PG, so the whole family can snooze through the experience together.