ChronoPunk: Colonial Skies
- Tagline
- Past Meets Future. Disaster Meets Laughter.
- Description
- When a cyber-enhanced retired cop from the neon-drenched future, Dylan McDemuffin, and a wisecracking astronaut, Bento Stiller, accidentally travel back in time to the pre-colonial era, they must combine their unique skills to survive the untamed elements. With the help of a mysterious native tracker, Russell Croissant, they battle an impending cataclysmic event while trying to fix their time machine. Under the whimsical direction of Ingmar Birdman, 'ChronoPunk: Colonial Skies' delivers a thrilling survival saga splashed with a humorous tone, guaranteeing an action-packed journey through time where nothing is sacred and laughter is the best survival tool.
- MpaaRating
- PG-13
- PopularityScore
- 4.60
- ReleaseDate
- 02/29/2024
- Genre
- Action
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.20
'ChronoPunk: Colonial Skies' straps us into a time-traveling DeLorean with wings, and we’re not mad about it! Ingmar Birdman has crafted a film that could potentially cause a rip in the space-time continuum with its sheer oddball charm. Dylan McDemuffin, played with cybernetic gusto by an actor whose name sounds suspiciously similar to a fast-food breakfast sandwich, proves that glowing goggles are not just a fashion statement in the 26th century. On the other hand, Bento Stiller lives up to his name by delivering a plethora of quips that ‘stills’ the show. The chemistry between the neon-cop from yestermorrow and the witty astronaut is as harmonious as pineapple on pizza – an acquired but unexpectedly delightful taste. Let's not overlook Russell Croissant, whose tracking skills are as deliciously mysterious as his pastry-inspired surname. Is it theatrically nutritious? Maybe not, but it fills the cravings for absurdity. The film miraculously trots a tightrope across a chasm of cheesiness with such finesse that one might just chuckle at their own snobbery. This historical-cyber-comedic romp might not rewrite the annals of cinematic classics, but it makes for a fun night out with pals or a quirky first date that you'll reminisce to your hoverboard-riding grandkids. 'ChronoPunk: Colonial Skies' is a popcorn-munching ode to the rarest of elements in cinema - relentless fun.