Cosmic Rhapsody: Stone Age Symphony
- Tagline
- When the universe hums a prehistoric melody, even the stars will learn to dance.
- Description
- In a time where mammoths roamed and fire was mankind's greatest discovery, a curious alien named Luminara (voiced by Paw-la Negri) lands her spaceship in the midst of a lively prehistoric tribe. Unbeknownst to the tribe, among them is an enigmatic orphan, Rhythmo (Luke Eclairs), with an innate talent for music and a con artist/thief, Sly Rocko (Jalapeno Pesci), with a heart of gold buried under his schemes. Directed with whimsical sarcasm by the legendary Terry Gulliam, 'Cosmic Rhapsody: Stone Age Symphony' is a toe-tapping musical that will whisk the entire family away on an interstellar adventure. As Luminara shares her cosmic melodies with the tribe, Rhythmo discovers the universal language of rhythm and harmony, leading to an epic musical showdown that decides if the tribe will embrace the stars or remain earthbound. It's a stone-cold blast of fun, laughter, and timeless tunes, where everyone will learn that sometimes the most alien things can also be the most familiar.
- MpaaRating
- G
- PopularityScore
- 5.50
- ReleaseDate
- 02/15/2024
- Genre
- Musical
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.50
Oh, what joy it was to endure 'Cosmic Rhapsody: Stone Age Symphony,' a film where prehistoric creatures miraculously don't eat the cast, and aliens apparently have nothing better to do than teach cave-dwellers to breakdance. Directed by none other than Terry Gulliam, who evidently decided that what history's dawn truly lacked was a good old-fashioned musical number, this film is a hoot—if your idea of a hoot is watching a mammoth do the mambo. Paw-la Negri's Luminara is as dazzling as one can be without a corporeal form, while Luke Eclairs' Rhythmo has us all believing that the fate of humanity truly did rest on our ability to keep a beat. And let's not forget Jalapeno Pesci, whose Sly Rocko proves that even the slipperiest of characters can find redemption in the right key. With a 'G' rating, it's as family-friendly as a film with an extraterrestrial DJ can get. If you're in the mood for a whimsically sarcastic take on the great cosmic joke that is evolution, set your star charts for 'Cosmic Rhapsody: Stone Age Symphony' and prepare for an interstellar groove that's as absurd as it is oddly touching. Just remember, it's a Terry Gulliam universe—anything less than quirky would be uncivilized.