Jungle Stars Aligned
- Tagline
- Out of this world, into our history.
- Description
- In a revolutionary era where human history is ripe with battle and transformation, 'Jungle Stars Aligned' humorously unravels the untold biography of an extraterrestrial being stranded in a wild jungle. Raised as an orphan among exotic creatures and ancient ruins, our hero, portrayed by Bread Pit, learns the intricate arts of survival, ultimately morphing into a charismatic assassin. Scallop Johansson dazzles as the stealthy mercenary with a celestial secret, while Kebab Spacey delivers a captivating performance as the intergalactic bounty hunter with a score to settle. Under the eccentric vision of Lars von Trihorse, this cosmic comedy explores the uncharted grooves of history, weaving an astonishing narrative of alien encounters that shaped the destinies of nations. It's a story of stars, scars, and laughter—where legends are real and history is just another galaxy away.
- MpaaRating
- PG-13
- PopularityScore
- 7.50
- ReleaseDate
- 01/25/2024
- Genre
- Biography
- Director(s)
- Cast
Critic Reviews
7.20
As I sauntered into the whimsically absurd world of 'Jungle Stars Aligned,' I couldn't help but chuckle at the sheer audacity of von Trihorse to splice interstellar antics with the grim pages of human history. Casting Bread Pit as the extra-terrestrially orphaned assassin in an Earthly jungle was, essentially, a move akin to slathering peanut butter on a perfectly aged steak – oddly satisfying in ways you wouldn't expect. Scallop Johansson's turn as a mercenary with more secrets than a spy convention incited more snickers than a stand-up comedy night. And let's tip our intergalactic hats to Kebab Spacey, who struts across our historic tapestry with the grace of a celestial John Wayne on a bender. 'Jungle Stars Aligned' pirouettes on the boundary of ludicrous and genius, and leaves us wondering if, perhaps, those whimsical stars did have a hand in our human affairs. At PG-13, this film ticks the boxes for family-friendly absurdity with a side of cosmic giggles. Perfect for those nights when history homework feels too pedestrian, and the universe too expansive to ignore.